Epic Skyfall Quotes
I became a Bond fan when I watched Skyfall and it has, therefore, a special significance to me. i have also seen Die another Day and I was going to watch The World is Not Enough today but I decided to do this instead. But anyway I have decided to bring together a collection of quotes from Skyfall which I paticulaly enjoy. You may find that a lot of them involve Q as he is by far my fave character.
When Q meets Bond
Q: This always makes me feel a little melancoly. The grand old warship being hauled away for scrap. The inevitability of time and everything. What do you see?
Bond: A b----- big ship. Exuse me. (gets up)
Q: 007. (Bond sits back down) I'm your new Quartermaster
Bond: You must be joking.
Q: Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat?
Bont: You still have spots.
Q: My complextion is hardly relevant.
Bond: Your confidence is.
Q: Age is no garantie of effitiancy.
Bond: And youth is no garantie of innovation.
Q: One has it I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field.
Bond: So why do you need me?
Q: Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.
Bond: Or not. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. Q.
Q: 007.
(I am not quite sure what goes in this bit and as I want this to be as accurate as possible I am going to leave it blank until I can fill it. Sorry)
Bond: A radio and a gun. Hardly christmas.
Q: What were you expecting, an exploding pen? We don't really go in for that sort of thing any more.
(Another small gap)
Q: (Gets up to leave) Oh and Bond. Try to bring it all back in one piece will you? (Leaves)
Bond: A b----- big ship. Exuse me. (gets up)
Q: 007. (Bond sits back down) I'm your new Quartermaster
Bond: You must be joking.
Q: Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat?
Bont: You still have spots.
Q: My complextion is hardly relevant.
Bond: Your confidence is.
Q: Age is no garantie of effitiancy.
Bond: And youth is no garantie of innovation.
Q: One has it I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field.
Bond: So why do you need me?
Q: Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.
Bond: Or not. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. Q.
Q: 007.
(I am not quite sure what goes in this bit and as I want this to be as accurate as possible I am going to leave it blank until I can fill it. Sorry)
Bond: A radio and a gun. Hardly christmas.
Q: What were you expecting, an exploding pen? We don't really go in for that sort of thing any more.
(Another small gap)
Q: (Gets up to leave) Oh and Bond. Try to bring it all back in one piece will you? (Leaves)
London Underground Chase
(Bond is on the tube line trying to open a service door)
Q: There should be a service door on your left.
Bond: (Finds it and tries to open it) It won't open.
Q: Course it will, put your back into it.
Bond: Why don't you come down here an put your back into it?
(Now in the tube station)
Q: Where are you now?
Bond: In the tube station. Along with half of London.
Q: Welcome to the tube in the rush hour. Or course that's not something you'd know much about.
(Later, still in the station)
Bond: Do I get on the train?
Q: Wait a minute, I'm just making sure...
(The train starts to leave)
Bond: Do I get on the train?
Q: Hang on..... Bond. Get on the train.
(Bond runs and jumps onto the back of the train just before it fully leaves the station.
Old Man: He's keen to get home.
(Cut to Bond on the train)
Q: Where are you now?
Bond: Take a wild guess.
Q: There should be a service door on your left.
Bond: (Finds it and tries to open it) It won't open.
Q: Course it will, put your back into it.
Bond: Why don't you come down here an put your back into it?
(Now in the tube station)
Q: Where are you now?
Bond: In the tube station. Along with half of London.
Q: Welcome to the tube in the rush hour. Or course that's not something you'd know much about.
(Later, still in the station)
Bond: Do I get on the train?
Q: Wait a minute, I'm just making sure...
(The train starts to leave)
Bond: Do I get on the train?
Q: Hang on..... Bond. Get on the train.
(Bond runs and jumps onto the back of the train just before it fully leaves the station.
Old Man: He's keen to get home.
(Cut to Bond on the train)
Q: Where are you now?
Bond: Take a wild guess.